In SIX WORDS or fewer, write story about a failed magician.

Expected a rabbit. Got a badger.

"I'll never do magic, ever again."

(Which is actually the premise for my short story, A Petition to Magic, as it happens) 🙂

'No, that's not my card'

Trick caught; tables no longer turn.

Two halves not better than one.

She was supposed to appear here

"Now you see it, now...uhoh."

She never did change what happened.

Abracadud

"let there be light!"
No light.

Sorry, I think my wand's broken.

His sleight of hand was slight.

“Abracadabra.”
“No further questions, your honor.”