In SIX WORDS or fewer, write story about a family vacation catastrophe.

"Dad, you packed mace?"
"Be prepared!"

Vomit ALL OVER the interior. Twice.

Great pool, shame about the snow.....

But the gun was right here.

Six sailed out. Five came home.

Eating Fast Food in Smoky car.

Fast food eaten in smoky car

“Amsterdam and teenagers. Great idea. Brilliant!”

Let me try, hold my beer...

On the plane, Kevin home alone

Let me try, hold my beer